Dyslexic

An excuse used by people of various careers to rationalize their failures or shortcomings. This term came into existence during the “Soccer Mom” generations, as American mothers were scrambling for a reason as to why their children were so stupid.

That fellow isn’t dyslexic; he’s just an idiot.

by Verges November 25, 2003

dyte

Otherwise known as Food.

I'm so hungry i feel like a big dyte now.

by Kaapie July 1, 2006

dotless

without a web site

"that company is dotless"

by cos January 28, 2004

dyslectophobia

The instinctual and primordial fear of dyslectics. Dyslectophobics will not come near a dyslexic, or any other misspelling.

"Tony likes to shout profanities at toddlers, I think he may have dyslectophobia."

by Wouter September 23, 2005

dotless

when you are without dots

I need dots but I am dotless.

by Beej January 26, 2004

dyslexic

the posh persons definition of thick

tarquin is a bit dyslexic because his family have been inbreeding since the 16th century

by Mr Flibble April 20, 2004

dyslexician

A dyslexic person.

A: Hey did you liek the socker mutch (soccer match)?
B: You mean... sucker marsh? Man. U. vs Barcel.?
A: Yea right...whatever it's spelt.
D: hat was awesome! Great I guess we're both dyslexicians!

by nonachyst June 13, 2009