You can’t guard him he will most definitely snap your ankles in any sport even golf.Hes smart af but if you call him a nerd prepare to run the 1s.Hes cute ash and is a god at everything you can think of. Periodt poo.
An unbelievably shy, and usually bespectacled, man. First appearances may lead one to believe he is haughty or aloof, however if granted entry through his protective wall of disinterest, one may find the Dyllan to be a caring and intelligent companion. Possessing a love for fun and a wonderful sense of humor, time spent with Dyllan is always enjoyable, and as a friend his loyalty, trust and honesty are unparalleled.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."