filthy dwarf

When you kick a girl in both shins so she can't stand up properly and then shit in her head.

"hey Michelle what's that smell and why are you in your knees?"

"Yeah about that, Harrison gave me a filthy dwarf"

by Schleiermacher December 5, 2016

Midget among dwarfs

Just posting this definition to point out that the expression predates Family Guy by decades, having at least appeared in Paul Schrader's 1971 essay "Notes on Film Noir".

Ralph Meeker, in his best performance, plays Hammer, a midget among dwarfs.

by schraderpaul April 1, 2022

Dwarf

A Whales Penis

Bryan is a dwarf

by __Zwei__ April 16, 2025

Dwarf

A little cunt 4ft tall.

A dwarf is a gnome, only he's alive.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 25, 2019

Dwarf

Short guys with small dicks; mostly drive white single cab fords

Did you see that dwarf joe driving to the Ford dealership

by Fordsuckschevyiswaycooler November 18, 2020

Dwarf wizard

The absolute greatest s f most powerful fictional character of all time from the seres the adventures of cool man and dwarf wizard

Goku was lying there his last breaths seeping out of him he was beaten by the almighty dwarf wizard

by Stressbabana February 6, 2024

Dwarf Anus

A extremely tight anus; an anus that could crush a pinky with one swift clench

Goddamn, I broke my dick last night hitting this dwarf anus.

by Buttplugged_Giraffe September 28, 2020