douchenannerpuss

(v)-to douche during nannerpuss.

"i did something really embarrassing today..."
"what?"
"douchenannerpuss"
"omfg!"

by Bridgette?! March 9, 2009

Doucheology

The study of being a douche bag.

Man 1: Hey dickhead, I finally got my degree in Doucheology.

Man 2: So now you're a doucheologist?

Man 1: Correct-o! -pops collar up-

Man 2: Wow, you're great at it too!

by Doucheologist September 14, 2010

Urban Douchemonger

An Urban Dictionary representative that reads ALL submitted definitions and does not approve epic material.

Dude1: Hey! did they submit your word?

Dude2: no!

Dude1: What a Urban douchemonger.

by Charles xavier whiskers IV October 23, 2011

douchebonnet

The driver of a truck that has a crappy bonnet on it.

"That guy is such a douchebonnet."

by Iesus Christus March 18, 2008

douchenozzle

someone who is very douche-ish.

also known as gay, an ass, mess up, a dick, conceited, hateful, and bitch.

Alexx: He's about to go out with that slut!

Erin: What a douchenozzle!

by sceneprep69 November 27, 2010

Douchenozzlesucker

A derogatory or negative slang used towards one whom is sucking on or in the act of sucking the end of a hot water bottle.

Typically, a water bottle kit includes an enema pipe and a vaginal douche nozzle. The use of the word implies that the subject in question has inserted the nozzle into his/her mouth and follows the action with suckling.

I just visited the town of Douchenozzlesucker Virginia, and man, let me tell ya' what!

by rexdime November 22, 2011

douchenize

The act of being thoroughly stupid to the point of performing felatio while alot a giant elephant circling a sex robot.

douchenizing often leads to hurt elephants, broken sex robots and tread marks all over a mullet haired man's chest.

by Le douche February 9, 2005