random douchebag

That guy, usually someone you don't know, that ruins an otherwise good picture by pulling a stupid face.

Ladies, that would've been a hot picture too bad that random douchebag is lurking in the background.

by Jackie Dee April 9, 2008

King Douche Bag

A mexican bear fighter who enjoys stomping on ants when he listens to Jumpstyle music.
He tends to also offend his closest friends and cannot be killed.

That King Douche Bag is such a douche.

by T-Bag King May 6, 2009

Omegathon Douchebag

a person who is such a douchebag, someone had to come up with a new adjective to describe how large of a douchebag they are

Nick can be an Omegathon Douchebag

by Mr. ICANWINTHEGAME February 7, 2010

kingpin douche

Anyone who defies traditional levels of douchiness to royal, supreme standards or the most douchey person in a group of douches.

See that tribe of douches over there? The tall one is the kingpin douche.

I went out with this guy last weekend who turned out to be a total kingpin douche.

I'm not much of a bowler, but I'm pretty sure I could knock out the kingpin douche without any problem.

by lingua franca October 2, 2012

Excuse-douche

Term for someone who agrees to attend some sort of social occasion and backs out for some lame reason.

Luke: You coming to that party tonight man?
Robert: Nah man, gotta stay home and get baked.
Luke: What an excuse-douche.

by Woofsalot April 13, 2014

Dapper Douche

A suave, well dressed male that inherently possess the qualities of a douche. Typically a male in his early 20s that spends excessive time modeling for his own instagram account. A dapper douche may be found with an abundance of mousse, designer shoes, and the inability to kindly shut the fuck up about himself.

What the flying fuck? That guy is such a dapper douche.

by StevenBigD January 13, 2015

Step-douche

An asshole step dad who tries to control you even though he's totally not your dad.

Friend: Hey you should totally come to the party with us!
Me: Sorry man my step-douche has grounded me

Friend: What why?
Me: He thinks he can fucking control me

by I.have.no.life97 September 29, 2017