Cock a doodle douche

A homosexual douchebag.

Rex: What do you think of Carson Kresley?

Cam: Cock a doodle douche man

by Petey__boy July 5, 2009

doodle

1. A common reference to the male genitalia; a penis.

2. The place where a female should knee a male in the event that said male attempts to steal one of her belongings, makes unwelcomed sexual insinuations, or its overheard telling his boys that she has put some extra junk in the trunk.

When Kelendra heard Dontel telling his boys that it looked as though she had put some extra junk in the trunk, she promptly kneed him in the doodle.

by S-money and B-Killa January 6, 2006

cheese doodle

This doesn't happen often, this while in the middle of enjoying an adult film. The person or persons also enjoy a bag of Cheetos. Then without second thought masterbates with the wrong hand, which in turn leaves his penis orange.

I was watching these two chicks making out then, with out realizing it turned my box cutter into a cheese doodle.

by Pat Meholf May 13, 2006

Dood

A better way to spell "dude."
What prinnies say a lot in Disgaea.

Prinny: Aye aye dood!

by Lord of the Xenophiles June 9, 2005

doodle rub

to rub your cock so hard that its like you cant see anything except for CUM..

to rub it like no tomorrow

oh dude i did the doodle rub and it felt so good and its soo adicting.. once i rubed i couldnt stop

by s00t June 11, 2006

Chunk-a-doodle

When somebody is overweight, plumpified, chunk-a-licious, or possibly just a little swollen.

This person will float in a swimming pool.

Mary couldn't fit in the bus seats very well because she was just a little chunk-a-doodle.

by Steatorrhea June 18, 2011

doodin

The same as "doing" but with dood!

Used as "Doodin'"

Marc says:
hey dood
amber marie. says:
yo dood
Marc says:
how ya doodin?
amber marie. says:
ha, good
amber marie. says:
how you doodin'
Marc says:
im doodin it! lol

by Marc Bishop April 15, 2008