Dipshit

Often goes by the name “Jordan Weishoff”. Also referred to as “Jordy” or “Dumbass”

Hey Dipshit, you don’t need a crane to lift a 2x4 wall with six guys standing around.

by TTTaylorrrrr December 3, 2024

dipshite

sandwich of shit on white bread

Hey Phiebee,
Stop being a dipshite and eat your sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Kenmore Elite Washer October 24, 2010

Dipshit

See “TedCruz”

He’s such a dipshit he totally TedCruzed everything he said and did and never got anything done

by Pat 1 Kanobe June 21, 2021

dipshit

an example of you

you are a fucking dipshit

by dr doofensmertz September 26, 2020

Hasta La Vista, Dipshit

Your final words after successfully seducing your husband’s boyfriend’s killer and unbeknownst to him have hidden a package of C4 in your pussy/ass.

Husband’s BF’s Killer: H-how come I can’t go any deeper?
You: Hasta La Vista, Dipshit!
*Fucking Dies*

by MyMother’sMiddleNameIsGary June 20, 2021

Quantum Dipshit

Someone who is a dipshit and a good person simultaneously

Hey dumbfuck, I hope you have a great day rotting in hell you absolute chad!

Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?

by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk January 2, 2022

Dipshit

1) The people who post their own names on the Urban dictionary giving themselves WAY to many compliments.

2) Anyone who chooses "dead" as their username on the internet

3) People who are overconfident and think their the shit even though they sound like they are 6 and look the part to

Yo wtf look its a dipshit! I bet his name is bennet!

by user9630956385639 December 8, 2021