Dipshit

A person who is stupid and doesn't know when to shut up.

Bill: I'm just going to go pick this flower.
Don: No bill we have to go pick up my mom.
Bill: But it's so pretty

Don: No you dipshit lets go!

by |_OLIVA_| May 21, 2016

Dipshitting

The sexual act of dipping crackers, vegetables, chips, etc. into your sexual partners bumhole to derive pleasure from her/him and to use the feces as dip for said crackers, vegetables, chips, etc.

Jaylen: Dude I tried the dipshit on my new girlfriend last night, it tasted nasty but she was moaning.
Ryan: Its an acquired taste man. I tried that recently with some carrots but they got stuck in her ass.
Jaylen: Nasty wtf, u must be bad at dipshitting. Also why would you use vegetables, crackers are the way to go.
Ryan: Well crackers break easier, plus I'm a vegan so I've got a veggie fetish
Jaylen: What the actual hell, this is the first I've heard of this.

by Boku No Rico September 5, 2016

dipshitacus

Dipshitacus - any idiot doing anything idiotic

That driver is a real dipshitacus!

by thegreatJOE January 23, 2017

Dipshit

Someone that is very stupid

Jacob milligan is a dipshit

by Aofniwnfivneienduwn March 28, 2017

Dipshit Theory

Refers to observation that where one dipshit goes others will follow. Akin to mass think theory.

I witnessed dipshit theory in action last night at the soc hop wendy.

Youre just jealous!

I saw you looking at him!

Oh, greg...you are despicable!

by ESPeciallyscientific April 18, 2018

dipshit-diddlyshit

Tiresome and trivial debate involving endless quiddities (I heard an angry Lesbian activist use this at a Gay Activists Alliance meeting in NYC, early 1973, and have enjoyed employing the expression myself since then).

I'm tired of the dipshit-diddlyshit argument!

by Ofanoan January 3, 2018

Dipshit

A loving moron

“Sean you’re a dipshit”

by Popcornlovesme May 28, 2018