Dink think

When a man makes an unwise choice to a rendezvous with a female. He was thinkin' with his dink.

Doug is always hanging out with the young girls, he can't stop the dink think.

by J. Pads April 17, 2013

finkle dinking

To take home one of the opposite sex, only to find out he/she is a transvestite, and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse with him/her.

John totally got caught finkle dinking last night! He took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being Al, and he banged him anyway.

by djmmjy August 22, 2010

dink touch

Secretly touching touching someone with your "dink" by way of a pelvic thrust, then yelling dink touch afterwards to humiliate the victim.

Person A walks up being Person B at the workplace and dink touches him.

by sportpro70 January 2, 2008

kawinky dink

a fun word meaning coincidence

Ella:I live on Cobble St.
Marcy: What a kawinky dink, so do i!

by C-dude-run 64 January 13, 2008

Do the dinking

To pull one's tights up in a very public, very obvious way.
Italian Translation: Fare la dinking

Hillary: She thinks just because she has those neon pink tights she can do the dinking.
Josephine: You at least have to have nice legs to do the dinking!

by Dinkersxoxo February 28, 2009

Mr. Dink

Doug Funnie's purple neighbor. He has many strange inventions and gadgets including a grill that is designed to look like him. These items are all "very expensive".

Doug once imagined that Mr. Dink would turn into a green werewolf when he told him that he broke his grill.

by CupBdown May 21, 2008

Dink Rag

A slang term for an asshole. It probably "is what you think it is". Made popular in the Webcomic "Pictures of You" by Gibson Twist.

Hey Dink Rag! We're having a New Years Eve party if you want to come!

by Burlyswamprat June 5, 2011