Lost and Found Department

or, LAFD, where pickpockets stash their swag

"Has he shown you the Lost and Found Department with all his swag?"

"Naw, he don't trust me."

by berkeleyreporter August 28, 2012

Call the fire department cause my kitty on fire

Another variant of hot pussy

"Someone call the fire department cause my kitty on fire." Is what she said shortly after being diagnosed with gonorrhea.

by Zyklon_ March 4, 2022

the departed

A great movie directed by Martin Scorsese that won best picture of 2006. Slightly overrated.

The Departed, directed by Martin Scorsese.

by Adrian May 1, 2007

Tallahassee Police Department

A corrupt police department located in Tallahasse, Florida. They are full of Florida State University bandwaggoners so they refuse to arrest Jameis Winston for rape and shoplifting because he is their star quarterback.

The Tallahassee Police Department is paid by Florida State University to not arrest their criminal football players

by xHilarious iFunny November 13, 2014

departmental

When your department at work just absolutely loses it, mostly due to attending multiple unecessary meetings that last entirely too long.

Gah! I had 6 meetings this week!? If I have one more meeting I am going to go totally departmental!

by bittygirla June 10, 2007

devastatingly funny

when something bad happens but it's funny

an example of devastatingly funny is: the bird egg on the school oval gets run over by the school's ride-on lawnmower

by mr_lollipop October 25, 2010

devastator

the act of putting one's whole fist inside the rectum of a woman

This mad grimy chick asked Pat to give her the devastator, but he says his fist was far too big for her small anus.

by Johnny O April 6, 2004