Delphos

The force with which one grips his penus during masterbation.

Man,he had a strong delfose around the fire!

by Rach Tee July 12, 2004

Delphini

Legitimate arsehole
Sneaky bitch

Is that A Delphini?
Whats that?
One of Voldemorts offspring you dumbnut
Omg hazza is such a Delphini
Oh yeah definitly a sneaky bitch

by Nabbers August 25, 2016

Delphia

sexy beautiful goddess that fulfils all wild fantasies

Delphia came and rocked my world

by rage_zi January 1, 2015

derp

a stupid act committed by an individual which is regretted in retrospect.

passing out with your shoes off at a party is considered a MAJOR derp

by ferral penguin June 29, 2011

derp

A funny sounding word that is used after a dumb joke.

It's behind your ear, Derp!

by Cpt.Bob October 16, 2003

Derp

N. 1.Epic fail. An attempt at something of extreme greatness, but an utter fail. Antonym: Herp. 2. An expression used in the act of failing, often an exclamation. 3. The name for someone/thing that has failed.

V. Sucking really hard.

N. 1.
1: That guy ate it so hard on that triple pirouette.

2: I know, right?! What a derp.

N. 2.
1(while belly-flopping into a pool): DERP!

N. 3.
1: You honestly tried to pull off cooking 30 brownies in 20 minutes? You fucking derp.

V.
1: Have you ever herped so hard you derped?

by RadioactivePuppy October 26, 2010

derp

an expression of stupidity (noun)
an act of stupidity (verb)

AJ Fleming loves to say derp; one of his favorite things to say is "Obama derped up the government."

by Avrum F., my fake name June 21, 2012