Ben Decent

A white guy who can't rap, extremely tiny cock, bad in bed, terrible kisser but looks ok

He Ben Decent cannot even fit his hand around his tiny cock.

by Gemma124563 September 19, 2012

S’decent

When someone says, “it’s decent” too fast for it to be two separate words so it mergers into one nonsensical phrase.

“S’decent that film, I watched it last week”.

“Ey, S’decent that club last night wasn’t it!”

by BigLT May 8, 2018

Human Decanting

When a man self-catheterizes to empty their bladder, refills it with wine (usually red wine), and serves partygoers by emptying their wine-filled bladder into their glasses

Make sure to bring a catheter to the human decanting party in case you're picked to be the server!

by shamdog6 July 21, 2021

exponentially decent

the most average you can get

high school is exponentially decent

by fuqurlyphe November 27, 2021

Bi-decent

Urges that make you think your feeling you'd rather be a woman, but with a dick . But you are afraid to dress up, in public . Because your afraid of humility. And you want to be a bad little butchy bitch who dominates both sexes .

I believe its to bi-decent for a man to dress around like that in public with children and their parents .

by MadisonMoe March 11, 2022

Jolly Decent

slightly above Bog standard. whilst not depressed you are not over joyed.

phrase Coined by Matt Kelleher

'Hey matt how are you?'

Matt: ' Jolly decent, you?'

by linton village college is shit June 14, 2022

Go decant yourself!

A saying coined by greatest service industry professional alive! Commonly used when someone needs to calm down, chill, or “aerate” themselves.

You need a breath of fresh air. Go decant yourself!

by Young Money D-Money July 23, 2024