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Matt Damon

When you do, think or say something stupid, that was clearly avoidable.

From the movie "Team America - World police"
Its from the movie Team America in which the Matt Damon character only says "Maaaaaattttttt Daaaaammmoonn"

A usage example:
You fall over or you dont get a joke- "maaaatttt daammoonn"
Someone can also do a "Matt Damon" when the stupid thing is observed
by Leesa Tambo March 10, 2008
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Matt Damon

The most brilliant actor in the entire history of brilliant actors

07's Sexiest Man Alive

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Matt Damon Eyes: Grey-blue eyes with a calm energy about them

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To Matt Damon someone: To bowl over someone with such uber-brilliance, they might never recover from their charmed trance, even if it happened unconsciously/subconsciously
She watched The Bourne Ultimatum two years ago, and she still can't get over Matt Damon's brilliance

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My kitten was a female, too bad; I couldn't name her Matt even though she had these beautiful Matt Damon Eyes

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Shia LaBeouf is the only thing that has helped me get over Matt Damon
by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf September 29, 2010
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Damon

a kid who can’t find the proper size pants for him and often dont know where the fuck his belt is... talks hella shit and act like somebody wont smack him right, he looks like he steals eggs for a living
Damon can never fit his pants

Damon was talking so much shit and now im gonna fight him
by MF.Mon March 28, 2019
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matt damon

matt damon is like the ugliest guy in the world
by Zong March 20, 2005
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dafront-dafront

A girl with a sumptuous bosom. Typically falling out of her brasierre
That be a nice bedonka donk...but check that dafront-dafront out boii!!
by xoDerek6913ox January 14, 2006
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Damon

He is the master of vaginas..his cock thumbs and tongue are more then well equipped. He is the God of pussy licking hair pulling choke you out kind of sex. Loyal funny ditzy and raw as fuck. You would be blessed to ever get to experience this man in bed..
Damon oh damon yes damon!!!
by WildflowerNnomad December 18, 2019
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danone

Danone: An American man who likes to shit with the door open. Also liable to make himself chunder with the smell of his own shit.
Jesus, is Danone shitting again?
by Hram March 16, 2014
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