Cockism

The ancient art of converting Non-South Carolinians into loving cock.

She moved to South Carolina from Georgia and rooted for the Bulldawgs, so Traci believed she would use the art of cockism to convert her.

by ProzacPosterGirl September 16, 2010

cockingtons

A term generally used when you have fucked something up because it sounds better than pissingfuckingcrap of bollocks. Its a lovely word because it has cock in it (which the majority of us are big fans of) and I feel that any word with ingtons on the end is much easier on the ears of those yet to be corrupted!!

"Cockingtons! I have left the house in my pjs again!"
or
"I have one mofo of a hangover, good cockingtons, it must have been the whiskey!.. or the wine.. Wine is baaaaaaad. Argh my head! oh the cockingtons of it all!!!"

by A me li a July 21, 2008

cacking

1. To defecate - the process of emptying one's bowels of feces.

2. Laughing very hard.

2. It was so funny we were cacking ourselves laughing.

by sholland August 24, 2008

Cuckistocracy

Any governmental body that is predominantly operated by self hating people with an absolute inability to think rationally, such as democrats, liberals, progressives, communists, socialists, statists, collectivists, fascists, or any group of people with similar ideologies, typified by a rabid desire to undermine any form of freedom, even the ones they hypocritically enjoy themselves, but most especially, the expression of any ideas that challenge or seem contrary in any way to their own sacred, self destructive, views.

Detroit and Chicago are fine examples of the cuckistocracy in action; voting for these morons over and over again is such an act of self hatred, it's as if the residents actually want to live in such abject misery.

by Orwellwasjustearly January 26, 2017

Cocking

Similar to the art of planking, however one thrusts their pelvis outward in a swift aggressive motion while another individual captures the moment on camera. Objects may be used, such as a fountain or another individual to intensify the movement.

You may have "planked" or maybe even "owled"...but have you "cocked"?!

We were cocking in this biatch!

by BizcuitzNWhat! September 8, 2011

cucking funt

an incredibly hammish way to say 'f***ing c***'. ahahaha. i laugh

'you cucking funt' in non-aggressive form

by branners October 15, 2003

Cocking

Masturbation.
Whammy your hammy
yank your crank
jack off

*Sandy calls Darrell*
Sandy: Hey!
Darrell: Hold on bitch, im cocking it.
Sandy: What's cocking it!?
Darrell: Hold on I'm cumming.

by MandyLikesFendi January 4, 2010