Curious Onlooker

Noun. A penis which, when fully erect, bends to one side, having the appearance of a rubbernecker at the scene of an accident.

My last boyfriend's cock was a curious onlooker, but my new boo sports a baby's arm holding an apple.

by Smokey San Jose January 26, 2009

bi-curious

1. a male or female who favors the same sex but refuses to accept that he/she is gay.

2. a supposed straight male or female who is curious about the same sex in a sexual or romantic way.

1. Mark claims to be bi-curious to himself and spends endless hours locked in his room with Jim rather than going anywhere with his girlfriend.

2. While having sex with his girlfriend Alle, Nick continuously screams "oh Mike," and keeps his eyes closed.

by Jack E. S. May 22, 2006

Curious George

When a guy picks up a hooker and takes her home only to find she has a penis, but still yet is curious what it would be like and follows through with his original plan, only slightly modified to fit the circumstances.

Dude i swear she wasn't a curious george, she just had a really deep voice.

by MattB#1 December 13, 2006

Fast and the Curious

you know. the wanna be tuners from the Fast and Furious but aren't quiet as dumb to add a fart can and spoiler and start bragging about hey they whipped some other muscle cars ass.(but still do). these are the fellas that acutaly buy a fixer upper like a Eclipse, RX-7 , 240sx,etc.etc. and almost put a "little effort" into tuning it up, but go over kill on graphics and neons.. and by effort i mean K+N and Clutch if your lucky...but still the same dumbshits that cut there springs, add a "smaller" spoiler and a roll cage made outa 1.5-2 inch PVC

Roll up to the light and theres a"Fast and the Curious" fucker next to ya who thinks hes hot shit.

by renegadefab November 29, 2011

curious george

a retarded, deaf german teacher who prays rosaries with "disapearing" fetuses in the beads

Curious george has no fucking idea what cum shot, chode, wang, johnson, jizz, cum, or erectile disfuntion are

by DEARDEN May 27, 2003

self cautious

Excessively aware of your own being, and that you are being watched by others.

She was very self cautious as she performed her presentation in front of thousands of people last night.

by NayNay_15 January 2, 2012

Curious George

A person who implies they have a taste for Cannabis/Marijuana or is curious about partaking, but never actually follows through. Despite their curiosity, they don't get into 'trouble'.

I heard Matt wants to hit out circle tonight.
Yeah, but he's a Curious George. I wouldn't bet on him showing up.

by mellowfellow February 25, 2009