Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

cucumbersome

a difficult lesbian orgy

i eat cucumbersomes in my salad

by Vu Ngo January 17, 2004

and some people like cucumbers pickled

phrase--A response to a statement to which you care nothing about. From Chappelle's Show.

Guy: Oh no! I'm gonna be late for work!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled. So?

Guy: If you don't move your car, the neighbors are gonna throw a fit!
Me: Yeah, and some people like cucumbers pickled.

by roller June 10, 2005

cucuy

the mexican boggy man.
El cucuy is a funny morning (now afternoon) spanish radio host that is syndicate to allmost every spanish radio station

the cucuy is going to get u
did u hear el cucuy is making more than howard stern now?

by Eltapatio January 19, 2005

cucumber fifi

sex toy made by cutting off the ends of a cuccumber and scraping a nice hole out of the center you nuke it till it warm fill with crisco and have at it

i fuck my cucumber fifi before bed each night

by idiotcircus August 31, 2004

cucumber

a sexy yummy cousin of a pickle sweet seedy smart and cute

hey cucumber

who, do you mean cutecumber

by brookiepotatopeople2345 February 9, 2017

Cucumberbund

When you are wearing dress attire, pop a boner, and have to hide it up in your cumberbund.

I was at the Oscars when Scarlett Johansson's tit popped out and I had to rock a cucumberbund.

by saundrew February 24, 2013