crayon

Slang for military or law enforcement laser on a weapon. Used to paint a target. Especially since there are now multiple colors of such laser devices available.

Look at the crayon on that gun.

by 5 September 3, 2005

crayon

u use it to color, duh

Oh, yeah its made out of wax

i use my crayon 2 color

by tjs December 6, 2002

eat crayons

Giving head, or more specifically, a description of a young lady who hasn't given up her virginity yet, but does indulge in after meal tubular snacks ending with cream.

Overheard at a wild party: "I know she's inexperienced in many ways, sexually, but she does eat crayons. I can see from the crust on her upper lip."

by Ocean Designer September 29, 2006

red crayon

A Penile Unit that was Stuck in a Bloody Vagina

She Sucked on my Red Crayon after i had sex with her Ragoo

by TEH JMASTAH November 18, 2007

Cranson

A pronoun, adjective and adverb which can mean anything; either a person, a place, a thing, an action or a modifier or a verb or an action.

/boy gets his in face (Cranson) with football/
"Ow, my Cranson hurts!"

/girl is wearing new glasses (Cransons)/
"Hey Sally, you look really cute in your new Cransons."

/dude fucking (Cransoning) his crazy bitch girlfriend (Cranson) in her butthole (Cranson)/
"Yeah, you like that you crazy Cranson? I love Cransoning that tight Cranson. Oh Cranson!"

by CJNoskire January 21, 2009

Crayons/Box of Crayons

Instead of calling black people colored people you can use the slang term "crayons". When in groups you use

"box of crayons".

That crayons/box of crayons just asked me for a forty.
That box of crayons/box of crayons up to somthin.

by ademption December 22, 2009

Ass Crayon

An anomaly during the act of defecation in which your sphincter clamps tightly around fecal matter, resulting in the requirement of wiping your ass until your brown-eye bleeds profusely.

I'm sorry I'm walking a bit awkwardly today. I had a horrible Ass Crayon this morning.

by Orion20 January 3, 2010