second co-cousin-in-law

The grandchild-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My second co-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Suck your cousins dick day

August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking

Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you

Hey Tyler, let me suck your dick today on our grandparents bed

Suck your cousins dick day

by Pigfish August 14, 2021

Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III

The former leader of Ohio and defender of earth, Demetrius was a young African American soldier who stumbled upon the stone of the beyonder and used it fight against the corrupt Ohio forces to defend earth in what has come to be known as the Scuffle of 1812. Demetrius ended up ruling Ohio for a great many years and eventually sent his clone back in time to complete the founding Ohio time loop that our reality is built upon. As of right now Demetrius is no longer leading Ohio and is instead spending his final years on earth as a normal human.

Teacher: "Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III saved us all from Ohio and that is why we didn't have school last week."

Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"

by Servant 1832E October 26, 2022

Cousineau Complex

Cousineau complex is a psychological defense mechanism that compensates for lack of talent or skill. It is best seen as devoting an obscene amount of time to an activity one is not good at in an attempt, but never to become good.

Hank has a Cousineau complex which causes him to have an inflated sense of his own talent and skills

by E42 April 22, 2019

Couslings

To be cousins and siblings at the same time

Lisa married Hank and had kids. Hanks brother Tim came along had sex with lisa, that made Hank and Lisa divorced and later Tim had kids with Lisa, making Lisa's kids Couslings

by BDPking101 April 3, 2020

beaver cousin

noun: a female who has had sex with a male with whom you have also previously had sex with

Last night Ruby had sex with my exboyfriend Scott so now Ruby and I are beaver cousins.

Sue and I talked all night at the party and I liked her until I found out we were beaver cousins.

by sisterhood November 20, 2011

klondik cousins

When a girl and guy who are (typically) friends have slept with the same girl or guy.

Kate and Javier are klondik cousins because they both slept with Gina.

Guy 1: "Luis was shocked when found out Liz was his klondik cousin!'"
Guy 2: "Why though? Tino gets around".

by WordPlayAllDay May 16, 2016