Condoleezzarice

verb. To condoleezzarice: Skillfully manoever around hairy questions without answering them directly.

The prosecutor was tough, but the defendant was able to condoleezzarice himself out of every questions masterfully.

by Yoova August 24, 2006

condom Houdini

During sex, when a man loses his condom inside of the woman and she does not find it for days. He makes the condom disappear!

"Goddamn it Jesse, you pulled a condom houdini!"

by Lacy McPanties May 16, 2006

Condom

Using a condom and being protected, will avoid you from being on shows like, The Maury and Jerry Springer show.

"ah hell nah, I ain't this babies daddy Maury, ah hell nah, she sleep wit dem otha guyz, I wear a condom on that ho"

"This ain't ma child, look at dat ugly childs face, she a ho Maury"

by Josh ye ye February 23, 2008

Condom

A 75 cent insurence Policy for teens who wanna bone

"that baby ain't mine, I used a CONDOM"

by Joel Summerhays November 20, 2003

condom complex

To not have one and need one, than to have it and not need it.

girl: my bf and I had a condom complex last night.
friend: what a dumbass.

by bobbygecko June 7, 2011

Condom Potting

When a bunch of guys and girls get together and have an orgey using condoms and after they all spill a load into their comdom they place it in a pot and then the guys get different girls and grab a random condom from the pot put it on and fuck the girl

Man 1: dude you want to cum Condom Potting with us tonight we grabbed all the hottest chicks

Man 2: I don't know man last time I went Condom Potting I got aids

Man 1: Don't worry dude their all clean

by K8thegr8 June 15, 2014

condo-shroom

a) noun: an intense period of condo building and/or relevant building demolition in order to make room for future condos in a given neighborhood, city, town or municipality.

b) verb: (to): to multiply exponentially or at an alarming/threatening rate

Montreal, Canada is now, seemingly in the middle of a real paradoxical condo-shroom, the condo-shroom paradoxically picking up pace despite the legal challenges by The Charbonneau Commission to the spiel of the conscruption-industry.

by Sexydimma July 1, 2014