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Mobile commando

Going mobile (possibly with several mobile devices) but not bringing a recharger.
Sorry to take so long to respond--I went mobile commando on vacation last week.
by CletusVD June 3, 2013
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send commandos

A super cool way of asking for nudes. Probably just genitals, but if you refer to yourself going shirtless as going commando, then consider this an all around great phrase for sexting.
"Dude, Rachel told me to send commandos while I was in the shower last night."
by lilythegoose December 16, 2018
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Forced Commando

When you have to sacrifice your underwear because there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.
Joe: Gross! did you see those shitty underwear in the bathroom stall?
Mike: Those were mine. They didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wipe my ass with my undies. Now I'm Forced Commando.
by Baracus March 21, 2019
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Super Commando

You’re not wearing underwear or pants.
Slick Rick said he was coming thru super commando which I thought was a NES game until I saw his taint.
by Stephen B Rollin September 12, 2019
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Reverse Commando

The act of only wearing underpants and nothing else
I saw Katie today and she looked really hot going reverse commando!
by FartMendes69 January 3, 2022
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11th Commandment

“Share always; share all ways.”

Note: the 11th Commandment was suppressed by the Church as subversive.

Sharing on a wide scale is a most dangerous threat to the powers that be whose wealth depends on maintaining and enforcing economic systems based on usury, debt peonage, wage slavery, false scarcity and the deprivations of poverty (and until it was banned, debtor’s prison and the poor house. See also the works of author Charles Dickens).

The institutions of private property - the right to exclude all others from enjoyment or use of a resource or asset - is subverted by those who dare to share.
When my smart-ass skeptic ex-husband asked me “so, if you’re so smart, what’s the 11th Commandment?”; I meditated and prayed for three days until it was revealed to me that to the 11th Commandment is “share always, share all ways”
by ‘Aether 00 October 2, 2022
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Corn cave commando

1. Someone who likes discovering corn during anal sex.

2. A fag
Arthur loves being a corn cave commando with his Spanish boy toy.
by unscarred77 September 29, 2010
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