Calvin

The coolest person on the face of the Earth. He is a ladies man and a god among gods. (men) Thou shall kneel and pray. (women) Thou shall kneel and suck.

Also he is the strongest man ever. Greatest bod. Definition of hunk. That's the way, uh huh uh huh. iI like it!

Girl: I saw Calvin's godlike genetalia and passed out.

Guy: As did I

by DJ Carv41141 April 1, 2009

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Flaming Clarinet

A sexual act that occurs when person A shits into a clarinet, lights it on fire, and forcible inserts it into the anus or vagina of person B. This is not a sexual act for the faint of heart.

Becky: Ohhhhh, baby, give me that flaming clarinet!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!

by Cockdriller August 11, 2010

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Clarinet

A long black pole that you suck, blow, and finger.

I play the clarinet

by Synthetic_Block August 22, 2018

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learned the clarinet at school

Slang for 'able to give a fucking fantastic blowjob'.

"Let's just say she learned the clarinet at school," John replied, as his mates crowed loudly and patted him on the back.

by Ferretsoup November 7, 2012

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Calvinkleinish

used as adj., derived from the name of celebrated fashion designer Calvin Klein whose style is that of minimalism and simplicity. Something calvinkleinish describes an object, a place, a concept or a personality of minimum pretense, elegance and style.

The new Italian restaurant has white interior with bare tables, no art and subtle lights. Very chic, very cool, very calvinkleinish.

Did you meet the new executive yet? She wears pressed suits and her hair is brushed back simply. She's really calvinkleish.

by Sasha Henke December 28, 2005

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