Carson Wentz

an absolute crappy QB that played well for one season and then completely tanked for the Eagles, was traded to in Colts an Jonathan Taylor carried the team. Then was traded to the Washington Communists and was benched for Taylor Heinicke.

MAN CARSON WENTZ IS SO BAD

by ihatecarsonwentz09 January 6, 2023

Carson Miller

an amazing friend :) someone your very lucky to have and you love very much <333

wow, you have a Carson Miller your really lucky!!

by KKNordhehe<3 February 1, 2023

Hailey Clauson

One of the hottest models ever

Dude 1: Who's that hot chick in wild n out?

Dude 2: That's hailey clauson

by Futurenese October 14, 2016

Being a Clarkson

This is when a particular person with short stature has a chip on their shoulder and wants attention to compensate for their lack of competence, but naturally thinks they are better then everyone else. Generally just a pain in the ass for the general public to deal with.

He was being a clarkson the other day...

by renovatio-1 May 2, 2011

little jon carson

The act of lip locking after ejaculating into said woman's mouth done out of etiquette because you are fucking for sport

Guy1: Hey, how was Susan last night?
Guy2: She was awesome, until she leaned in for a little jon carson, which killed my mood for the entire night.

by The man Baccus August 16, 2016

cake cutter carson

A man and a myth. He does not need to look at his cake. He only knows where to cut.

"Woah dude we got cake cutter carson in here"
"How did he do that he didnt even look"

by MemeMakerMario November 6, 2019

Carson

Carson is the world's most bad-ass boy that everyone dreams about. Don't screw with Carson or else he will beat the crap out of you. Carson is amazing and athletic.

Carson is so funny!

by UrbanYay May 20, 2018