A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.
“Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh
Oh yea, let’s rip it
by Thad Badassle January 22, 2019
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Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.
Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.

Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
by ArkySaw August 2, 2019
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A Blunt with 2 grams or more of Colorado's finest Chronic.
Nothing better on a fine Colorado day then a Colorado Cigar
by RockyMountanFreedom June 15, 2013
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When you fold toilet paper into a cigar shape and place it between your butt cheeks to stop smearing, leakage and or skid marks.
Mom/other: why is there toilet paper in the shower?
Daughter/son/other: oh I must of forgot to take my ass cigar out beforehand
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To drop turds into the toilet then flush.
I gotta hit the johnny and export cigars to Cuba.
by icemelted April 30, 2015
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A female meth smoker who smokes meth and does pornstar shit all night
I can't get any sleep when I have garla over. All she wants to do is smoke and fuck. She's a real cigar star.
by Cozmickandy February 18, 2023
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