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Colorado s'more

Following a Colorado Campfire, you complete the s'more experience by directing the girls lit farts at the marshmallow thus ensuring a delicious toasty s'more.
My girl took the Colorado Campfire up to the next level by lighting her flatus and giving me a Colorado s'more.
by anonymous October 12, 2022
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Colorado sober

When someone has not consumed alcohol or narcotics, but has consumed cannabis (as cannabis is legal in the state of Colorado).
I had a great time at the concert last night, no hangover because I was Colorado sober.
by L S 1983 October 11, 2016
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Colorado School of Mines

A place where everyone socializes through homework and studying, most of the time without girls.
I go to the Colorado School of Mines.
by minesguy December 7, 2009
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colorado snow plow

When a chick won't let you cum on her face, so you cum in your hand and smack her with it.
by Boddhi January 21, 2009
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colorado slurp

A sex act preformed by people in Colorado. When a man places his balls on his partners chin and then makes his partner Colorado slurp his cock Can be compared to sucking cock but better. Colorado slurp should be tried by all.
I’ve never seen anyone Colorado slurp me like that.

That was the best Colorado slurp i’ve ever received.

I’ve never been Colorado slurped better
by negrisnog December 20, 2019
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Colorado School of Mines

A small public engineering college in Golden, Colorado. While heralded as one of the most prestigious engineering colleges in the country, mines suffers from an absurdly imbalanced male-female ratio. Dating at mines for men is a perpetual state of being cock-blocked, as the number of single straight females at the university is somewhere in the single-digits.
Mines is home to a thriving greek life, as joining a fraternity guarantees you plenty of alternatives to resorting to giving your female TA's sexual favors.
Despite being one of the most stressful college experiences in the country, the campus suicide rate remains astonishingly low, as most incoming freshmen do not know how to use a screwdriver to remove the suicide blocks present on all dormitory windows.
Most students at all levels are familiar with the concept of weed-out classes. However, weed-out classes do not exist at mines as all mines classes fit the definition.
The mines student body has a thriving LGBT+ community, likely as a result of most of the above.
"Where do you go to school?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"What do you do in your free time?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
"You're 22 and still a virgin. What are you doing?"
"I go to the Colorado school of mines"
by Mines is gay September 29, 2021
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Colorado Slurpee

While having a three way, you shoot your baby yogurt inside the lady's butthole. After you pull out, the other girl inserts a straw into the asshole of the girl you jizzed in, and proceeds to suck the cum out of her anus.
"So these girls asked me if I ever performed a Colorado Slurpee and said no. It was disgusting and also the weirdest three-way I've ever had."
by ChayneRex June 27, 2016
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