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Calm Your Fucking Farm

A rowdy farm, with too many animals making lots of noise.

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When someone causes trouble for no reason, spreading rumours or carrying on like a 2 year old.

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When people carry on over something ever so trivial and they make that much noise, you would think the world was about to end.
- Oh my god, what a looser, I can do better than that!!

- Ey, settle down and Calm Your Fucking Farm!
by Vanessa Mars November 19, 2019
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Calmdem

Refers to an individual or a group of individuals that are relaxed or rather a one word answer in place of "calm innit"
"What you saying fam?"
"Calmdem g"
by Roadboy2132 August 27, 2020
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Thomas: " Because she's Chem-chal. "
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Jeanne Calment

The oldest verified human to have ever lived, reaching the age of 122 years and 164 days.
Tim: Wow, your grandmother is 105?
Suzy: Yeah, she’s so healthy too, I bet she can be the next Jeanne Calment.
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BARAN CHALA

Jack Harlowsexual who ONLY listens to Jack Harlow and will constantly talk to you about Jack Harlow.
Oh your listening to what's poppin'? Stop being such a Baran Chala.

Hey have you heard the new Jack Harlow song? Man I am such a Baran Chala.
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chalmernator

being a sikunt
making ur freinds laugh and making people feel low
an expression used almost everytime cameron chalmers has sex
oi bitch u just got chalmernatord
by cameron chalmers September 26, 2007
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calm your ballz

The act of calming down after getting very quickly angry.
-"WTF you just hit my car!"
-"calm your ballz dude, it was an accident."
by hurkenator July 9, 2010
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