countard

A member of the lesser nobility; imbecile.

That sunrise party in Mykonos was full of countards.

by beylo124 May 27, 2016

Counterfeit dollar

"Counterfeit dollar", rhyming slang as in "phoney buck" for an undernourished female.

"She's nice enough, but she's a counterfeit dollar".

by Naughty Daddy April 9, 2019

ceunt

A very cute cunt...usually shaved bald and very well kept

Julie always claimed to have a really nice ceunt, I have to admit , she was right, so I licked it for about 60 minutes!!!

by TAP17 November 20, 2022

bus count

The number of people on a project that can die (such as being hit by a bus or win the lottery, etc.) without the project losing some critical, un-replaceable ability.
The more people who understand the whole system, the stronger and more resilient your organization.

Mary's website project has a bus count of 1: if the web guy goes, they have to start over.

by murray9 December 17, 2013

sperm count

the number of times that you have spanked it to a specific person or video

"Hey dude, have you seen this Paige chick that's in wrestling now?"

"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."

by SaltineWizard September 14, 2015

freshman count

The number of times a Freshman hooks up in their first year of post secondary education.

Caroline has a high freshman count at brock university.

by qjoe12 November 8, 2015

behind the counter privileges

1) The opportunity to go behind the counter at your favourite coffee shop.
2) An understood privilege to get beyond second base with someone.

I have behind the counter privileges at the coffee shop, and now I can get hot water whenever I want!

by stevensc May 19, 2010