buttered her arse

Buttered her arse = Shot nut butter up a lucky ladies arse

Kev - Man, this slut last night left me no choice but cum in her batty

Chris - sounds to me like you Buttered her arse

Kev - With Fucking Gusto my friend

by schereru May 8, 2014

Buttered Yams

When a man is ejaculating onto a woman and miscalculates his trajectory and finishes on his own balls. Then proceeds to wipe the ejaculate off his testicular region and the ejaculate leaves a bit of residue on the balls resembling melted butter on yams.

Wilma bumped my elbows while I was finishing and I ended up with some buttered yams.

by Platypussies October 27, 2017

buttered up

To entice someone; usually by making said person feel as if they are a piece of toast being spread with butter.

We just called Johnny and he said we could come over. I think it’s because we buttered up him fat.

by johnnyboi sauce June 10, 2018

Buttered

When you clutch up, and as you are enjoying the moment get brutally interopted ruining your previous success.

Dan: hey, Johnny did you get that squad fortnite win

Johnny: No, I knocked 3 and the last one pumped me

Dan: damn you buttered that shit

by Bingo Ben June 12, 2018

Buttered Eggs

The result of shaving your testicles while in the shower, and proceeding to lather them in soap while clanking them together.

Bro my buttered eggs are still sore

by Bradyshitzinacan August 23, 2018

Buttered Cracker

A white person with waves

Buttered Cracker-Joe wave cheeeeckkk

by domthemotherfucking donkey March 22, 2019

Buttered toast

A sandwich of the open faced variety

"Hey brad, lets go get some open faced sandwiches"
"Ok chad how 'bout some buttered toast?"
"You read my mind"

by Sandwichlover9000 April 15, 2019