Butt Rations 

The process by which people now use less than 20% of their normal toilet paper when wiping their ass. Toilet paper is worth more than gold (by weight) during this coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic.

"I'm going through serious butt rations right now. I'm now down to two squares per trip, and soon, I'll have to resort to Kleenex. Then napkins. Then paper towel. Then socks. Then sandpaper. Then tree bark. Then my hand. Then my other hand. And then I die."

Butt Rations by ToddUncommon March 21, 2020

butt-seps 

Biceps for your ass. A fine piece of ass. A booty with muscles.

Hey how are your butt-seps feeling today?
They are feeling butt-seppy thanks for asking.

butt-seps by April_Jeanette April 10, 2015

butt crunch 

To tailgate so excessively that you almost repeatedly smack into the car in front of you.

Passenger: Hey watch it, you almost butt crunched that car!!

butt crunch by bigballofyarn September 9, 2009

butt mail

Fart smell that travels several yards or more from the point of origin.

I ate nothing but burgers this weekend. I think I'll send some butt mail to the surrounding cubicles.

butt mail by Zonn Nilligan April 11, 2008

Butt Onion 

Anything that evokes a strong feeling of disgust or repulsion and/or a person who perpetually ruins good times. Butt Onions can also be used to describe your strong feelings as to what is "uncool" or just plain awful and unpleasant.

"Don't go in there, Joe just ripped a butt onion"

Allen : "Wanna ding dong and ditch?"
Burt : "Nah man we'll get caught"
Chris: "Burt, don't be such a butt onion."

"That movie was terrible!" "Yeah, totally butt onions."

Butt Onion by NzappaZap June 11, 2013

Butt Clencher 

A suspenseful situation, typically referring to a TV show, movie, or book.

The season finale of The Walking Dead was a major Butt Clencher!

Butt Clencher by madambluhhh April 13, 2015

butt cringe 

When you read or hear something that makes you clench your asshole

"Man that story made me butt cringe"

butt cringe by JizzleJizzle May 22, 2017