A better version of the Wisconsin floor buffer. It involves quolls and toads. It doesn’t take much to figure out who comes out of the losing end on that one. Spoiler alert toads suck.
“Tommie if you don’t figure out how to spell your name Imma Milwaukee floor buffer yo toad behind”- worlds best quoll
by asssucker.48 November 29, 2018
Get the milwaukee floor buffermug. "Buffered Airdodge" is a John used by salty Super Smash Bros Melee players when they go to input a tech but accidentally airdodge as they fall off the stage, resulting in an SD.
Buffering an airdodge isn't possible, meaning that any airdodge SD is completely the players fault.
Buffering an airdodge isn't possible, meaning that any airdodge SD is completely the players fault.
by MeleeRedox July 3, 2018
Get the Buffered Airdodgemug. One who is of bitch nature as they attempt to invade another's buffer seat. This person is usually of jackass nature as well or known to be full of shit.
Guy 1: Hey did you see that jackass who sat next to me in seminar? Who the fuck does that?
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.
Guy 2: Yeah that guy was a complete buffer seat bitch.
by PlatinumSpade January 24, 2011
Get the buffer seat bitchmug. The act in which a man poops on a hardwood floor, and a woman sits in his poop. He then sticks his penis in the woman's mouth and runs around in circles like a floor buffer.
Dude, I Wisconsin Floor Buffered this girl last night.
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?
No way man, was the floor all shiny after it?
by The George McLovin October 18, 2008
Get the Wisconsin Floor Buffermug. A joke relationship status on Facebook made after a serious one has just been terminated. This makes it so one's status is not set to nothing (or worse to "Single"). Common BFR's are: It's Complicated with, Married to...ect. They are usually set around one to three months, until the person can set their status as "Single" shamelessly.
by sammysan517 March 14, 2011
Get the Buffer Relationship Statusmug. A phrase commonly used by various characters from the children's television series Thomas & Friends. It is usually used as an alternative to "Oh my goodness" and similar phrases.
by Gabe2006 December 8, 2021
Get the Bust my buffersmug. Someone who is willing to be a bufffer between two people busting each other's balls and or driving eachother insane. The BMBB is typically a child(over 18) or grandchild(over 18) willing to step in and “say separate corners people!”
by Ariel PlusSure December 4, 2017
Get the Bust My Balls Buffermug.