pop a boner

to develop a penile erection

Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I pop a boner.

by Silly Old Fool February 20, 2009

Church Boner

A boner that occurs when dozing off during church, worst when kneeling.

You: Wow i had the worst church boner during that!
Mom: Why are you telling me this?

by Billybobthethird October 3, 2009

giant boner

erect penis. large erect penis. very large. and erect.

giant boner...
you'll never be a loner?

by johnandvictoriafornever May 15, 2011

boner

when the blood from your brain goes to your penis when you see a hot girl.

*coming out of a swimming pool* oh crap I have a boner! *shows through your shorts* dammit!!!

by TheNomster November 9, 2011

jacket boner

The bunching up of a zipper so it appears as if you have an erection protruding from your jacket.

Jim had a jacket boner and we laughed at how small it was.

by Trevor Cobbs March 24, 2008

Girl boner

It’s when you get a little heart beat feeling down in your pussy

Watching that fine rican boy come out the water with that nice six pack on him gave me a whole girl boner

by the real syd April 19, 2019

boner assassin

A person with an appearance or attitude that kills an erection quickly and efficiently, without impunity.

"My ex-girlfriend used to be pretty hot back in high school, but now she's a boner assassin."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON May 13, 2004