bms

by my self

i’m bms
i’m good bms

by yezcfl October 9, 2021

BMS

Short for bite my shit or break my scale.

For those who wanna BMS BMS BMS

by TheRealUltraJack299 August 22, 2021

BMS

BMS also known as blue marble syndrome identifies when someone of the willy owner community has bruised balls

she sat on my knee last night in the wrong place and now I have bms

by ijumpedinariverat2amanddied June 20, 2021

BM

Before me

“I got to write 27 sentences about historical events Nah I don’t give 2 fu*ks if it’s BM I don’t care if its something that happened Before me”

by It’s.Her_I’mhereYoitzAna October 30, 2023

Royal BM

Tie a towel around your neck, hold your scepter (penis), sit on your throne (toilet), and drop the crown jewels (poop).

He enjoys a Royal BM everyday after work.

by Draenoss November 3, 2023

bitter bm

A BabyMama That Is Always jealous Can never let her Babydaddy Be happy after Her Just a Bitch technically

Homie: Ayo wassup with your son When You go see him?
Babydad: Man idk I gotta bitter bm

by ExoticSmoker730 November 6, 2023

BMS

Short for "Butt Measurement System". Used to describe the amount of space in a walkway as a function of the number of butts that could fit across the space. Typically used when referring to the distance between a perimeter countertop and an island countertop in a kitchen. A kitchen walkway should have a 2-butt minimum, but 3-butt is ideal. A 3-BMS space would allow someone to stand at the sink, another person to stand at the stove, and someone else could still pass through the space. Coined by Samir from Celebrity Home Shopping.

This kitchen is pretty small and only a 2 BMS - a 3 BMS kitchen would be ideal.

by HDNNY9 December 27, 2023