Bluffin' with my Muffin

the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.

'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'

by lisaa45 May 18, 2009

Bouffed

1. To be so full or stuffed after a meal you can't move.

2. To have drinking so much beer that you have no more room in your stomach.

Originated in Elk Grove, CA

1. That was so delicious I couldn't stop myself and now I am so bouffed.

2. I am going to bouff out tonight!

3. NO, I am to bouffed to have sex right. Leave me alone!

by Sweetbaby0330 March 12, 2010

Blueface

Hides the wet sign to catch them slipping. You best respect his crippin on the dead locs. WHERES THE MEAT???

Defined as Blueface babyyyyyy yaight

by Rio32LUFC March 3, 2019

Bruffle

(~ noun.) A word used originally in Barbados to describe a 'gathering' or 'get together' at which the female:male ratio ideally 2:1 - or more; usually involving alcohol and possibly music.

A bruffle is commonly abbreviated as 'a bruff' for conversational fluidity.

Shanelle: "Hey, are you guys going to the bruffle later?
Rachel: "You bet we are!"

Jonesman: 'Yo, part de men is?'
De men: 'We in de bruff.'

5 girls + 2 guys + 1 bottle of Johhnie Walker + computer speakers = a 'mini-bruff'

by fromthegut February 21, 2011

Bouffin

When something is overly grim, disgusting, inedible or ugly. Most often used in the past tense when referring to a bad experience.

That cheeseburger was fucking bouffin man.

by Rabster December 14, 2013

body bluffin'

Basically means you lying about something that you do or don't do. Another word for fronting, saying you have something that you don't have, or that you do something you don't really do, etc. Back in the day, we used to call in perpin, perpatrating, etc.

A girl who says she don't fuck on the first date, when everyone knows that she usually does, that's body bluffin'

A dude who pushing a big milky benz like it's his, when in reality, he's renting it, that's body bluffin'

For more examples, please see the Papoose Song "Body Bluffin'".

by Robzilla06 May 11, 2006

Bluffin' with my Muffin

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.

I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.

by mimi.loves.chachi May 4, 2009