blobfite

The ONLY reply that beats the fearful reply “no u” and it only works if you have the emoji, an alternative would be saying “fite me”.

It is the INSTANT win in a conversation.

Guy 1: ur mom gay lol
Guy 2: no u
Everyone: OHHHHH
Guy 1: fite me :blobfite:
Everyone: OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by L'mone 🍋 December 11, 2018

Blobular

An amorphous body shape that is generally as wide is it is tall.

My Noni, at 4’3” and 150 lbs is blobular.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Blob Job

A blow job from an overweight female.

Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.

by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019

bloab

A two minute blowjob.

I’m gonna be giving bloab tonight!

by I_USE_VASELINE July 28, 2019

Blobnoseitis

A rare virus just rrecently discovered it only effects 6% of the population in Canada and the United States to find out more contact your local doctor

Yea my sister can't come our tonight she has blobnoseitis

by Science doctor new discoveries November 16, 2019

Blobetta

Blobetta is a hippo who says meow gobble gobble and. Random noises anything Makes she’s learning how to speak English and she bring smiles to people around her

Blobetta say blue

Blobetta: eulb

by Ratatatatatatat November 22, 2019

Blobert

A being that is 95% FAT and 5% Rock SOLID. The cause of its creation is unknown but is know to be able to transform itself and also absorb beings in its blobbie M A S S

A Blobert sprang itself threw the air... it was hungry. . . .

by IDrownedAToddler December 3, 2019