blitz

When one calls "dibs", an opposing person may call blitz, leaving both parties to race to take off their pants the fastest. If one is not wearing pants, they lose by default

I want that monster, DIBZ!!

Blitz!!!!

dude, put your pants back on, freak

by badazzzz June 13, 2013

Mississippi Blitz

The amount of seconds you have to kiss your cousin in flag or touch football before you can rush the Quarterback

I hate having a 5 Mississippi Blitz, Cletus gets too handsy with me.

by Snooopminnis November 16, 2019

Blitz

A wonderful discord daddy who makes deez nuts jokes for a living and pissed their pants in mimic more than once 🥺🍑👈

🥺🥺🥺Also lost 13k in marriage bot once, and forces me to watch bsd (thank you)

Blitz…. how’d you lose 17k again?

by Atlusdeeznutsaremine March 21, 2022

World of tanks blitz

A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist

james: hey i think you should play world of tanks blitz
John:U wot m8???

by Panzer35t On Blitz October 5, 2020

Blueberry Blitz

A sexual move involving 2 males pouring blueberry jam over their bodies and giving each other an anal blitz.

Hey, it's Friday night. You know what that means. Let's bust out the jam and do a Blueberry Blitz

by Kauranax January 15, 2020

Blitz

Bailing on previously made plans. Being a person who is known to flake on a plan.

“Can you believe Emily blitzed on our vacation plans last minute?”

“Sarah said she decided she didn’t want to go to the concert anymore. What a blitz!!”

by FL0WERP0WER July 12, 2018

Blitz

If you have a Blitz in your life, then you are super lucky! Obviously, Blitz must be your dog. He is loyal but full of mischievous behavior. Blitz, however, can also cause a lot of problems so be careful! Overall, Blitz is a wonderful dog and will always make you smile.

"That dog is crazy... he must be a Blitz!"

by girlthatisobsessedwithJayden98 April 12, 2022