Psycho Bitchinesis

A womans inate ability to take a subject or idea and then through her voodoo magic, turn that subject/idea into something totally different. Many Men find problems with this when trying to converse with women or when trying to watch a good show on TV. When Psycho bitchinesis comes into affect; A talk about ones desired place to eat that night may turn into a talk about why the toilet seat was left up or why you didn't say "I Love you" Last night before you went to bed.

Man: Hey honey could you bring me a beer please?

Woman during Psycho Bitchinesis: Ok Walter but first off, Why the hell haven't you sent my mother a thank you card for last years christmas present. You know what your a lazy bastard, and if you leave that toilet seat up one more time I might actually stab you while you sleep!

Man (terrified beyond comprehension): Ummmm......I Love You????? Do you want my Credit card???

by Skybo67 October 12, 2009

Bitching

1).Complaining
2).A group of whores
3).Bad shit

1.Man, that girl's been bitching all this time!
2.What a fuck of bitching bitches!
3.Man this wheather is bitching it!

by P.I.M.P. August 17, 2004

bitching

is wen u nag a lot or u dont like sumthin sumone say to u so u bitch.

this one day i was doin sumthin and my mom ask me to do sumthin else so i started bitching.

by jassree November 3, 2010

bitchin nipplage

big ass tits usually found on fat negro females

Dude check out that girl! She has some bitchin nipplage!

by Sir Sex a Lot February 26, 2007

basic bitching

Most commonly used to refer to someone performing the acts typically associated with a basic bitch.

if you bend yo ass over in all yo pictures just to make it a lil bigger knowin you ain't got one, you are basic bitching

by SHTML April 14, 2014

bitchin' awesome

When you see something so incredibly 1337 it is beyond all words.

"d00d, those bondage pants are bitchin' awesome!"

by strawberryjello October 2, 2004

bitchin apopo

is a person who is quite small and bounce around 24/7 because of their smallness
they are also very cool because their smallness is the key element to their coolness

damnn man look at that tiny girl over there

yea i no, thats zoe, she is such a bitchin apopo. she so cool we goin to go see harold and kumar tonight

by croatiann sensationn January 26, 2010