Beating your wire

We're a male masturbates until his left arm goes numb and cums.

Dan: what are you doing
Bruce: AHHHHHHHH
Dan: Are you beating your wire.

by Uqksvsns October 17, 2018

beditating

Meditating in your bed

man im going home and beditating all night

by totalfuckup69 September 25, 2019

Beating the Fushman

The act of spanking ur crank. This isn’t just regular jerking off this is the type where ur at ur friends house and ur in the bathroom wacking the fuck out of ur fushman

i was beating the fushman and ms messer was flicking my bean

by Niccalips May 3, 2020

beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

bedmaking

Something that is useful to some people, but to some is just yak shaving.

Writing down an agenda every day at school is an act of bedmaking.

by Mr. Twinkieface February 23, 2021

beating on

Jacking ON your tiny weewee.

Person 1: Dude, can you stop beating on so early in the morning? I can hear you moaning, your bed squeaking, your headboard slamming against the wall, and the angry relieved sigh that you give when you're satisfied and presumably blast your nasty shit all over your cum stained bed. I'm trying to get some sleep, dammit!

Person 2: I'm not beating on , Shaun. I'm getting some pussy, like a real man. You might want to try it sometime.

Person 1: Oh...

by letmetouchyourpp February 8, 2021

Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

I know you have some thing weighing on you Johnny, stop beating off behind the bush and just say it.

by anonymous July 24, 2021