To insult or offend someone you are close to or are friendly with, unprovoked.
To drop a nuclear-insult on someone, with no prior warning, for no reason.
--often followed by immediately walking away after issuing the insult and ignoring any commentary or reply from the victim.
To drop a nuclear-insult on someone, with no prior warning, for no reason.
--often followed by immediately walking away after issuing the insult and ignoring any commentary or reply from the victim.
Dusty (walks into your office without knocking): You're pretty gay today. I'm sure your dad's proud, since he likes the dong, too. (turns on his heel and leaves)
Victim (stammering): ...wha...well...hey! Your dad like to...shit. Too late. He walked away.
Victim's Office Mate: Bro...you just got beached!
Victim (stammering): ...wha...well...hey! Your dad like to...shit. Too late. He walked away.
Victim's Office Mate: Bro...you just got beached!
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To describe one whos facial formities are less than lets say, pleasingto look at. Not easy on ones eye.
Ugly as a hat full of arseholes
Ugly as a hat full of arseholes
Craig: "Hey man what do you think of that Justine....?"
Shane: "Man no way! She has a face like a bashed in rubbish tin lid!"
Shane: "Man no way! She has a face like a bashed in rubbish tin lid!"
by Shane Shane the Supra Man June 27, 2006
Get the Face like a bashed in rubbish tin lid mug.Something only the most Intelligent Men will decide to be. Does not mean that you are Gay, only means that you have decided that YOU will be in charge of your life and make all of the decisions in it, not some "Woman".
*Greg and Molly just got done doing the rumpy-bumpy and now Molly wants to have some Pillow Talk*
Molly: Greg, listen honey, we have been Dating for over a year now..I wanted to know...when are you going to propose to me?
Greg: *Chuckles* Never.
Molly: *Upset* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER?!?
Greg: *Cool, Calm and Collected* Umm, I meant never as in not-ever...get it now?
Molly: *Emotional* You don't love me? All I want you to be is my Slave--I mean Husband...
Greg: Well thats not going to happen, I'm a Confirmed Bachelor.
Molly: So that means your never going to let me tell you what to do...ever?
Greg: Pretty much...oh look at the time, its, umm, 3:30 in the morning...I have to go, uh, water my cat...
Molly: Okay, but call me later because we need to talk about this...
Greg: I'll see what I can do...
*Greg leaves and never talks to Molly again.
Molly: Greg, listen honey, we have been Dating for over a year now..I wanted to know...when are you going to propose to me?
Greg: *Chuckles* Never.
Molly: *Upset* WHAT DO YOU MEAN NEVER?!?
Greg: *Cool, Calm and Collected* Umm, I meant never as in not-ever...get it now?
Molly: *Emotional* You don't love me? All I want you to be is my Slave--I mean Husband...
Greg: Well thats not going to happen, I'm a Confirmed Bachelor.
Molly: So that means your never going to let me tell you what to do...ever?
Greg: Pretty much...oh look at the time, its, umm, 3:30 in the morning...I have to go, uh, water my cat...
Molly: Okay, but call me later because we need to talk about this...
Greg: I'll see what I can do...
*Greg leaves and never talks to Molly again.
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by MikePBG November 8, 2003
Get the backed up mug.The "two-backed beast" is a euphamism for having sex. For some reason, people can't just say "having sex," they have to come up with a clever way to say it.
"Last night I was making the two-backed beast with my boyfriend"
Bumping uglies, knocking boots, burying the salami, etc
Bumping uglies, knocking boots, burying the salami, etc
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