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That asshat is going to build that wall.
by EVAmyLeeMetalhead April 16, 2017
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Asshat

One who has his head up his ass, therefore appearing to wear his ass as a hat.
What an asshat!
by Jeanien May 24, 2017
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Definition 1: A person who has their head squarely up their own ass, wearing it like a hat.
Definition 2: A red baseball style hat proclaiming "Make America Great Again".
"Look at that asshat wearing that asshat."
"An asshat is included in the Racist Old White Man starter pack."
by Ya_mom May 25, 2017
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King Asshat

King Asshat is the term to describe a specific type of rude person. This person can also be referred to as a phinky-dick or a cockroach. It is slang for being a major asshat.
Ethan, Is your ass a hat? I didn't think so, so get your head out of it you King Asshat.
by Type_Writer June 22, 2017
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asshat

someone who is an asshat is:
1- (the most common one) a bastard
2- someone who literally has an ass for a hat
1 - that dude is a total asshat
2 - how does that dude have an asshat in winter? (thinking) he must get that puss on the reg
by A Grammer Nazi November 30, 2017
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Asshat

An asshat is typically someone who is a bummer. Always chiming in with their own opinion, nobody likes them.
(Guy 1): I personally think Trump is on a course to make America great
(Guy 2): shut up you Asshat.
by Lunaradraws March 11, 2018
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Asshat

An individual so devoid of intellectual capacity as to render their person, more specifically from the torso up, as nothing more than a decorative headpiece resting atop their buttocks. This is not to be confused with the verb "asshat", which is the physical act of cranial-rectal inversion.
St. Anselm: "God is a being than which no greater being can be conceived. If God does not exist in actuality, then he can be conceived to be greater than he is. Therefore, God exists.”

David Hume: "You just begged the question, you fucking asshat!"
by The Real Mad Hatter February 16, 2017
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