Assad

Assad is a male human being is completely obsessed with Apple related products, the only drink that he will drink is Mango juice

Person 1: Dude, you seen the new iPad 2
Person 2: The what?
Person 1: The iPad 2, you've never heard of it before?
Person 2: Haven't they just released the original iPad?
Person 1: Yeah, but they wanna make money
Person 2: Fair shout, you know anyone who is gonna get one?
Person 1: Yeah, Assad said he's gonna wait outside the nearest Apple store until it opens just to get one
Person 2: Sweet! I love Assad, what a dude
Person 1: He's so obsessed with Apple, he's got a Mac, an iPhone, iPod and the original iPad

by Percy297 March 22, 2011

assagog

leader of all asses in the universe

You are an assagog!

by heebie jeebie February 5, 2003

Assaholic

When a person has a tendency to act like an ass or shmuckass

It could either be a constant thing like a personality trait or just a sudden outburst/tantrum

"Brandon you sure as hell are acting like an assaholic by constantly wanting to contradict me"

by KDiggidyDiaz June 7, 2016

Asma

A girl who loves to read, is incredibly bright, doesn't care about what other people think and is the least judgemental person you know.

She always follows the crowd. I wish she were more of an Asma ..

by thepressureofpickinganickname January 1, 2017

Asmar

Astronomical penis

Mary: Oh Geez Rachel Asmar bod is hot and by his walk I can tell he have and Astronomical Penis

by SecretLove280 November 23, 2021

Bashar al-Assad

The current dictator president of Syria. Elected over and over again with 99.99% votes even though 70% of the population hates him. Directly caused the death and displacement of tens of millions of innocent families. If you talk ill of him once, you'll be found dead the next day, or get jailed up years without anyone knowing where you went. Perfect example of a corrupt sociopath dictator.

Bashar al-Assad will burn in Hell.

by Siin August 15, 2016

Texas Assacre

When your done fornicating with a female and you end her life

right after i got dont with my ex, i pulled a texas assacre and ended that broad

by dapanda6666 January 18, 2010