a horrible species who bullies his ex gfs for no apparent reason. smokes 40 on the daily and needs an enhaler to get up the stairs
archie is a dick
by donttalktome101 November 22, 2021

The archie is ur typical stay-at-home fatso. he does not do anything and watch minecraft all day. this chungus is lethargic as hell. touch this burger and u pretty much get absorbed into his rolls of fat.
by Bruhbruhbruhwilbert May 19, 2022

Absolute Madlad. Drinks stellas on the daily. Goes out with all the gal dem every night and has sex with many women.
by Scooby with a dooby October 30, 2021

by WinstonIsDead May 9, 2021

by Jesse is a whore February 15, 2020

An Archy, a made up score in golf which represents what you might have got had you not been so shite and lost your ball(s)
Can also be used to fill in gaps where just can't be arsed to play the remaining holes.
Can also be used to fill in gaps where just can't be arsed to play the remaining holes.
Friend - "how many did you get"
Archy - "I was 3 off the tee then that last shot got lost in those bushes. If I drop one here got on and 2 putted I would have got a 9. Put me down for a 9"
Archy - "I was 3 off the tee then that last shot got lost in those bushes. If I drop one here got on and 2 putted I would have got a 9. Put me down for a 9"
by Golfers bible March 27, 2022
