by CKillaB June 22, 2005
Mark: Dude, I totally have the shits today. I've taken three dumps and it's only 1:30.
Dave: Nice man, you have a full count.
Dave: Nice man, you have a full count.
by RabbiDan August 27, 2009
The amount of chromosomes present in a person's body. Down syndrome is commonly associated with a higher chromosome count (a third copy of chromosome 21).
by abandonhope February 21, 2015
1. (noun) a game in which one or more players count (out loud) how many gimps they see in a day.
2. (noun) the current or final tally of gimps counted during this game
The game is played thusly: upon seeing the first gimp of the day, the player or players point at the gimp in question and loudly say "One!". Then, when another gimp is sighted, the players again point, this time saying "Two!". The game continues like this until the end of that day, at which time the final tally is stated. The next day, a new count begins.
2. (noun) the current or final tally of gimps counted during this game
The game is played thusly: upon seeing the first gimp of the day, the player or players point at the gimp in question and loudly say "One!". Then, when another gimp is sighted, the players again point, this time saying "Two!". The game continues like this until the end of that day, at which time the final tally is stated. The next day, a new count begins.
Dude, we went to the mall today and they were bringing in a busload of retards from the home. Our gimp count went through the roof!
by Sk8erboi Josh October 31, 2004
person 1: I sure hope half life 3 is going to be released soon.
person 2: false hope. valve isnt capable of counting to three.
person 2: false hope. valve isnt capable of counting to three.
by Euromax200 April 06, 2021
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by Beastman87 August 18, 2010