alpha male

The alpha male is an act that is performed by males usually in their teens and twenties who act tough, are loud, and have to be the center of attention or they feel insecure. When a man is successful and in his thirties he no longer acts this way because he has grown up and realized that the entire alpha male act is phony. When was the last time you saw a rich, successful man try to pick a fight??? Never. The only guys that do this are the losers that go to bars to take their anger out because they are angry inside for going nowhere in life.

35yr old alpha male at the bar,"I'm bald, fat, I make 7 dollars an hour and I work a job I hate...what are you looking at? Do you want to fight? I need to kick someones ass today because my boss ripped me an new asshole for burning the fries at McDonalds and I need to take it out on someone."

by Matt (Miggs) McMillin April 7, 2008

Alpha strike

A large and generally overwhelming attack meant to disable or destroy an opponent quickly. Generally speaking it is the result of an overuse of large and powerful weaponry with a long refire in order to minimize penalties associated with said weapon systems.

Originally the term was used in the game Mechwarrior, but it has since migrated to become common usage in other mediums and genres.

The alpha strike capability on that thing is very powerful!

by Nukeitall April 20, 2006

Alpha Squally

The status a thot gains when they reach the highest level of mischief and adultery. They are now qualified as the Alpha Squally, who leads the pack of thots and guides them in their slutty endeavors.

"Yo bro you heard Danielle has another boyfriend?"
"Yeah man, she's definitely the Alpha Squally."
"Facts."

by bruhhhhh September 8, 2014

alpha(name)

alpha is a sporty most likely confident and a ladies man he is also a strong character

look at alpha(name) I wish I was like him

by alpahsshs August 25, 2017

screen alpha

An individual who acts rude and dominant over others only online. They believe they are above everyone else but are too afraid or shy to act the same way in real life.

Ben is such a screen alpha. He would be too scared to talk back to me in real life.

by j7734 March 15, 2019

Alpha Scum

Entitled "Alpha" males (and females) who are more stupid than a bag of rocks and do not contribute to society in a positive way by any means. Steroid pushing muscle retards whos only arguement is how many more women they slept with. The dirt under boots of society who should not be allowed to reproduce.

"Look at Chad over there flexing his muscles every time he walks to a different weight machine. What an Alpha Scum."

by Tw1nm3t3or April 3, 2017

alpha effect

When the Alpha Male is out of "Range". The Beta Males try any method possible to become the Alpha Male in his absence.

Example~ Texting and DM-ing his Alpha Female as soon as the Alpha Male is out of Range.

You Have That "Alpha Effect" on People

by Mary Jane1313 August 19, 2020