A state of anxiety among middle-aged men, particularly in England that their rapidly deteriorating understanding of, relationship to and tolerance for modern 'culture' and 'values' has turned them into a simulacrum (look that up) of British TV and Radio personality Alan Partridge.
"I just spent ten minutes in Homebase trying to explain to a hungover piercings enthusiast why you can't safely run a two-and-a-half-kilowatt outdoor heater off a 10 amp extension lead, and she ran away crying. What have I become?"
"Oh don't worry. You're just having an attack of Alanoia, it'll pass. How's the Subaru?"
"Oh don't worry. You're just having an attack of Alanoia, it'll pass. How's the Subaru?"
by Alanoid May 26, 2024
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Get the diona alani mug.sexy sexy SEXY man with cute curly hair (better than mine 😒)has suuuuuper cute glassesss
HAS SOME MAJOR ISSUES >:( but is willing to work them out for me :)
VERY sweet man who is not afraid to show his feelings and is the sweetest to his girlfriend
GIVES THE BEST SLOPPIEST KNOWN TO MAN (and the best hugs!!!) IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON GODS GREEN EARTH AND CAN MAKE HIS GF LAUGH (till she pees) ANYTIME .
is super cracked at fortnite (not more than his gf tho) cranking 90's building high ground on me on me deku allmight hes one shot
will do anythingggg (and buy anything) for his gf if she begs enough cuz shes his spoiled little princess :>
LOVES CATS AS MUCH AS HIS GF DOES. >w< loves kanyes music (before he turned into a nazi uy 😳)
absolutely LOVES his gf boobs. (a lil too much 😰)
and is overall the best best BEST boyfriend on earth i could ask for 😊
-Sat Jan 21 2023. 11:14
HAS SOME MAJOR ISSUES >:( but is willing to work them out for me :)
VERY sweet man who is not afraid to show his feelings and is the sweetest to his girlfriend
GIVES THE BEST SLOPPIEST KNOWN TO MAN (and the best hugs!!!) IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON GODS GREEN EARTH AND CAN MAKE HIS GF LAUGH (till she pees) ANYTIME .
is super cracked at fortnite (not more than his gf tho) cranking 90's building high ground on me on me deku allmight hes one shot
will do anythingggg (and buy anything) for his gf if she begs enough cuz shes his spoiled little princess :>
LOVES CATS AS MUCH AS HIS GF DOES. >w< loves kanyes music (before he turned into a nazi uy 😳)
absolutely LOVES his gf boobs. (a lil too much 😰)
and is overall the best best BEST boyfriend on earth i could ask for 😊
-Sat Jan 21 2023. 11:14
"Victor Alaniz is sooooooo cool and sexy and hot and nice and is heaven on earth he makes my tip sticky and i want to gobble him up >w<" - victors gf
"ay victor YA" - victors gf
"ay victor YA" - victors gf
by eva777 January 21, 2023
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Person 1 : whos the fat guy
Person 2 : thats Roy Alanis he's the guy that helps anyone with yhere problems for free
Person 1 : who
Person 2 : he's also got a giant dick
Person 1 : oh real-wait what the fuck
Person 2 : thats Roy Alanis he's the guy that helps anyone with yhere problems for free
Person 1 : who
Person 2 : he's also got a giant dick
Person 1 : oh real-wait what the fuck
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