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Blanket Mummy

A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon
I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.
by Alan-a-Dale October 30, 2018
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Mummy Dick

When ones penis has to be wrapped to be wrapped in toilet paper because secretion is so bad.
Hey man to man to the clinic, I have a bad case of Mummy Dick.
by Onearmedcat October 28, 2025
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mummy peaker

an amazing, funny and exceptionally brilliant women someone that everyone can get along with and people want to be around
mummy peakers everyday lifestyle lookind after baby peaker
by katy hill April 29, 2010
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Mummy-Mashing

Covering your partner’s full body in toilet paper while they have a throat cold and proceeding to have sexual Intercourse of any kind. Their dry, raspy voice will sound like mummies from the movies which only adds to the realism.
Yeah bro… I was making out with this hot Egyptian chick last night and she asked me to try mummy-mashing her, I think she had strep, crabs and AIDS but anything is worth it for a little pharaohs curse 🙏
by Fantastic4skinz January 4, 2025
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Mummy bear

To get something just right, like goldilocks, not too big not too small, just right!
Dont mess up the shot, 'mummy bear it'

It's 'mummy bear'
by AdamSavage June 28, 2022
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Buritto Sized Mummy

Orignated from E-40(who else), is a very large joint filled with the finest herbs to resemble a buritto.
I am at thr park rolling up a buritto sized mummy
by Nico415 July 30, 2010
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