"Golden Bidet" When one party (in a sexual encounter) Urinates on another's anus to clean them after they have defecated.
by Thirty-seconds January 4, 2024
Get the Golden Bidetmug. The act of simulating a woman's vagina with your fingers to the point of orgasm in such a vigorous manner that she ejaculates and defecates herself at the same time.
Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.
by FkcdOffCO July 13, 2022
Get the Reverse Bidetmug. When Rhett and link became a chocolate fountain, and the liquid chocolate went up links ass, then Rhett proceeded to get down on his knees and open his mouth for links gooey goodness
“It’s like a bidet that does exactly the opposite of what it should do, which is called a badonk or a chocolate bidet”
by Yung_sexc_muthafuka December 30, 2021
Get the Chocolate bidetmug. by Cornerstorewhore June 13, 2025
Get the Greek bidetmug. When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.
by Micro Mage March 13, 2020
Get the bachelor bidetmug. When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
by poopprodigies May 22, 2023
Get the Poor Man’s bidetmug. by RealQIssues July 3, 2023
Get the NICKMOODQUINCYMA BIDETmug.