Brim Burner

A fart, shit or shart that painfully burns and stings the outer edges of the anal sphincter when released.

Bbbbbbbrrrrrrraaaaapppp!! Dang that was a brim burner. Stinging right now.

Those extra jalapeños at chipotle were enough to give me a brim burner this morning. I needed a medicated wipe with aloe.

I’m not feeling well and sharted. It was a brim burner.

by Dick Onchin December 6, 2020

crust burner

when you light a female's crotch on fire and then lick it off

Bill set Jenni's crotch on fire.. he said it tasted good. He's a crust burner now.

by MaDD Black January 19, 2011

Commercial-Burner

An alternative show you flip to while the first show is on commercial break. The "Last", "Return" or "Back" buttons on the remote are often used to flick between the Commercial Burner and the original show with ease

I was watching 24 when a commercial came on... so i used The Simpsons as a commercial-burner

by ChriscoDaViz August 20, 2007

Burner bitch

When you feel the burn while you pee after fucking a skank.

Caught me a burner bitch last night bro. I can't pee without thinking about her.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

burner boys

When you have guys you date that are benched that you keep around in case you want an easy exchange with minimal effort

I have burner boys I can hit up because I’m bored and not dating anyone

by Sassanne April 29, 2020

Garage Burner

A Canadian slang term for taking a big dirty shit.

Jeremy: Holy Christ it stinks in here!
John: Hold on, I'm just taking a Garage Burner.
Jeremy: Alright, but Jesus, open a damn window.

by Dr. McMac October 29, 2021

jap burner

Any Japaneses based mode of transportation. Typically confined to a mode of transportation, but can also be used to describe any gas power engine device with Asian characters on it. This would also include a Chinese scooter for example, because it would have "characters" on it, but it would be a less typical usage. A Jap Burner can be a car, motor cycle, tank, or even a leaf blower. The most proto-typical Jap Burner would be a Honda Civic with under chassis purple led-lights and spoiler. Jap Burners are also considered rice burners by definition.

I was at a stop light in my Silverado, and a Jap-Burner pulled up along side and wanted to race.

I couldn't hear the question over that Jap Burner that just passed, could you please repeat what you said?

by MajFatty June 7, 2016