3 definitions by Johnnyrivers
I earthquake tripod all the time after i screw my wife. I just make sure to blame my son before she knows.
by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017
The act of trying to regain consiousnees while finally getting your penis to re communicate with your brain after giving your wife the dick for a long period of time.
I had a huge earthquake tripod and pissed all over your bathroom floor after I hit that fat chick yesterday.
by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017
by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017