3 definition by Johnnyrivers

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When you feel the burn while you pee after fucking a skank.
Caught me a burner bitch last night bro. I can't pee without thinking about her.
by Johnnyrivers July 25, 2017

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The dance move a man does after sexual intercourse while they pee all over the bathroom.
I earthquake tripod all the time after i screw my wife. I just make sure to blame my son before she knows.
by Johnnyrivers July 25, 2017

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The act of trying to regain consiousnees while finally getting your penis to re communicate with your brain after giving your wife the dick for a long period of time.
I had a huge earthquake tripod and pissed all over your bathroom floor after I hit that fat chick yesterday.
by Johnnyrivers July 25, 2017

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