zoo zipper

a game were you sneak into a zoo when it is closed and break into the animals cages. You try to have sex with as many as you can before the animal kills/harms you because you were so stupid to do this. the more big and vicious the animal the more points you get

people were found dead in animals cages with no clothes on a couple times in the 90's

i was almost killed zoo zipping last night by the tiger
zoo zipper is fun while you are drunk

by petre101 January 5, 2010

rusty zipper

A man who suffers from premature ejaculation.

Nice guy but the sex was crap, he was a rusty zipper.

by Sarah Monaghan August 31, 2006

baby zipper

A woman's vagina.

I tapped that bitches "baby zipper" once, and almost had to unzip it 6 weeks later, i.e. an abortion.

by Meoff first name Jack June 1, 2009

Middle pocket with the zipper

(noun) The Fly of your pants or shorts.

Linda: "Jim, can I have your wallet?"
Jim: "Yeah, it's in my middle pocket with the zipper."

by Ryan P. Cooke September 27, 2008

Johnny Zipper

An adjective describing someone who is so fugly or slutty that no decent guy wants to fuck them.

Instead of pursuing the fugly/whorish person the guy 'zips up his Johnson' at all costs.

Girl: 'Do you see that hoe making an ass out of herself? She is trying so hard but she's so ugly that no one will give her a chance.'

Other girl: 'Yeah, she's a total Johnny Zipper.'

by NatiHemptress March 3, 2011

pants zipper

the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??

Damn. Your pants zipper is stuck... got any oooiiilllllllll?

by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015

Easy zipper

A male slut. A male who is very generous with his favors.

That Jimmy has an easy zipper.

Better use a condom with Bill. He's an EZ Zipper.

by MFComedy February 5, 2019