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with a boner

a reply to just about any statement for humor or to loosen up an intense situation.
1.bob: I drunk coffee this morning

chuck: with a boner

2.tanner: I swear I am about to punch you in the face

random guy in the background: with a boner

tanner: (chuckles)...never mind
by the trevmeister November 15, 2011
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A Date With Rosie Palms

Guy A: Mark's been in there for a damn long time.

Guy B: Yeah, he had a date with rosie palms.
by Rosie Palms' pimp. December 16, 2011
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don't mess with me

It means: "Don't annoy me." "Don't make me angry." It's something you'd say to someone who was bugging you, or teasing you, or otherwise getting on your nerves---warning them that you might lose your temper and respond in a way they won't like.
-Hey, Why are you drinking so much, dude?
-Don't mess with me.
by EverPino1D January 16, 2016
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Loopin with the Doc

Loopin with The Doc is a very exclusive enterprise reserved only for a select society whose members are chosen solely by the Doc himself. Little is known of the nature, fate, or practice regarding membership recruitment, current members, or the society as a whole other than that it is a very competitive and secretive process commonly compared to the mysterious Skull and Bones Society.

Thus, legend has it that members assemble to Loop with the Doc on a very irregular agenda. Members are summoned on a last minute basis via textual communication by the Doc from an untraceable cell phone, undoubtedly disposed of after each group session.

While little is known of its members (and especially the covert Doc himself), what is known is that while Loop sessions occur, not all members are invited at once (allegedly to ensure member anonymity) and when these once-in-a-blue-moon invitations are sent out, recipients respond by doing whatever it takes to appear to the arranged session, canceling all errands and responsibilities, setting Loopin with the Doc as priority number one.
Unidentified VIP Number 1 = 1
Unidentified VIP Number 2 = 2

1: Whats up man?
2: Not much, I just got my CPR certificate yesterday, and I'm about to take my last final that determines if I'll get my PhD that I've spent the past 8 years of my life working for, no biggie, you?
1: Nice, I've got a date with Megan Fox in couple, no biggie.
(VIP 1 and 2's cell phones vibrate)
1: Uhhh I've gotta go, emergency...so much for Megan.
2: No shit dude I got the text to be Loopin with the Doc too, but I dont have a car and I can't run to Mobil on time, can I get a ride?!
(old woman weakly clutches her chest, collapses, and appears to not be breathing)
1: Yeah but we have to leave. Now.
2: Lead me to your car breh!
by samtheman09 January 29, 2010
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washing your feet with socks on

This describes the way many men feel about sex while wearing a condom.
Ben Dover complained that wearing a rubber is just like washing your feet with socks on.
by I, Wreckerrr January 7, 2017
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dinner with jay z

A meme where people decide if they would take 500k, or dinner with Jay Z.
500k or dinner with Jay Z⁉️
by Dinner with Jay Z November 8, 2021
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Chronic Dick Withdrawal

Chronic Dick Withdrawal is when you're forever thinking about having sex with your partner after a period of not having sex, eg: long distance relationship.
Dick withdrawal can lead to excessive horniness esp at nights. Dick withdrawals causes you to continuosly want to talk to your partner about the next time y'all will be fuckin. It's just all about sex.
I'm having chronic dick withdrawal baby, i can't wait to pop this pussy for you
by Sosbbbbb February 28, 2016
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