WhatTextFuck

when there is a person(s) in the chat that's annoying, so everyone else starts writing the most confusing, messed up, out of context stuff to make him/her leave

1:"omfg dis is so xd lmao loooooool "
2:"yo I just wiped my ass with my granny's panties"
3:"damn you actually dug her out. Good job man "
*1 left the chat*
2:"WhatTextFuck always works"

by metal_pony69 July 22, 2019

Whatever creams your soda

See, whatever humps your camel

P1: i like fat chicks
P2: woahh, whatever creams your soda

by raaa January 8, 2008

WhatTheFucked

1. When someone is in a state of complete shock and confusion.

2. When someone has been formally owned.

1. Dude, I was totally WhatTheFucked last night after Sally said she didn't have feelings for me anymore.

2. "Wow, I just caught my girlfriend cheating on me."

"Man you just got WhatTheFucked"

by Sirpimpalottahoe November 4, 2008

Whatever Froots Your Loops

What you’d say to encourage someone to do their thing. Synonymous with “Whatever floats your boat.”

SOMEBODY: “Dude – last week I got a pet pig. Named her Carla.”
THAT SOMEBODY’S FRIEND: “… whatever froots your loops, bro."

by Toucan Sam March 13, 2017

Watter bottle factory

The act of you and your friend crying into eachothers cocks

Yo me and my homie just got done doing the watter bottle factory at my dads funeral

by MangomanYesyesyes February 7, 2021

Whatevering

Whatevering does not include intimacy - for that I would use other words. Various activities that include mental (for me), <physical>, chat, tele-path-ic stuff.

Thank you for whatevering with me! (said at the end of a stream,for example)

by Ishkira May 11, 2021

coo whateva

to interupt abruptly in a rude fashion, typically in the beginning of a response or sentence, commonly used as a joke.

person A: 'hey where did you purchase your t-shirt?'
person B: 'oh i got it at-'
person A: 'COO WHATEVA!!'

if a black person were to use this:
black person A: 'yo son, whats yo lil cuzin' name?'
black person B: 'aw that nigga name is-'
black person A: 'COO WHATEVA NIGGA!!'

by j5atron and the manor crew March 30, 2008